Hipster Equivalents of “Imagining the Audience in Their Underwear”
-Imagine the audience wearing Garden State shirts
-Imagine the audience journaling in an Anne Geddes notebook
-Imagine the audience wearing Ed Hardy
-Imagine the audience calling a “tweet” a “twitter”
-Imagine the audience eating at The Olive Garden sincerely
-Imagine the audience watching “The Big Bang Theory”
-Imagine the audience listening to “My Girl” at Hollister and being like, “What’s this weird song?”
-Imagine the audience putting on products from Bath and Body Works
-Imagine the audience reading Nicholas Sparks books
-Imagine the audience mispronouncing “Nietzsche”
-Imagine the audience trying a Rachel Ray recipe
-Imagine the audience drinking Keystone Light
-Imagine the audience taking their girlfriends to David’s Bridal
-Imagine the audience asking for Randy Jackson’s signature at Planet Hollywood
