Playground Personal Brands

Kid With ADHD Who Can’t Stop Quoting Quagmire from Family Guy™

“Gemstone Expert” Boy Who Gets Along Better With Girls™

Girl Going Through Puberty Early Who is Embarrassed About Her Sports Bra™

Boy Who Doesn’t Get He Shouldn’t Throw Balls Hard at Special Needs Kids During Dodgeball™

Windpants Guy™

Kid Talking About R-Rated Movies He’s Seen Cuz His Parents Don’t Give a Fuck™

Precocious Peer-Rejected Girl Who Would Rather Sit and Chat With the Teacher™

Kid With Hipster Parents Who Sits On the Bridge Playing Electronic Yahtzee with Huge Headphones On™

Boy with Aspergers Who Gets to Stay Inside Where He Reads the Dictionary By Choice™

Girl Who Uses Her Pack of Tic-Tacs as an Icebreaker to Invite You to Her Slumber Party™

Girls Who Draw Ponies When Not Playing Nintendogs™

Kid Who Gets Too Bossy When Playing Four Square Who Doesn’t Get Why Nobody Wants to Play Anymore™

-Becky Lang