A shower that doesn’t require temperature adjustment any time anyone in America flushes a toilet.
Enough similar pairs of socks that you don’t need to dig through the sock drawer for five minutes to find a sock that matches the one you just pulled out.
A replacement lightbulb when you need one.
A car that doesn’t make any sounds that make you nervous.
A computer that multitasks as quickly as you can.
A checkers set without any coins or poker chips substituted for missing checkers.
A photo that’s not cut just slightly too small or too large for a photo frame that’s supposed to fit that size photo.
Enough quarters to do laundry.
A pencil sharpener that doesn’t break the lead most of the times you try to sharpen a pencil.
A mechanical pencil that doesn’t break its lead most of the times you try to write with it.
A pen. Just…a pen. Does anyone have a pen?