Only you can prevent forest fires.
Fox News. Fair and Balanced.
This restaurant has house-made ketchup, and it’s going to somehow enhance your fry experience.
You can braid your hair just like that girl in that diagram on Pinterest.
Weed is a gateway drug.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
The name of the 1040EZ tax form.
“I hate drama.”
Skechers Shape Ups.
Most famous’ people’s last words.
Sea monkeys. Has anyone ever SEEN one?
Lindsay Lohan’s face.
Xfinity being anything other than Comcast still sucking.
“I’m quitting Facebook. For good.”