I like that band. But their earlier work was better.
More sriracha please.
Libraries ≠ Netflix
There is some kind of universal correlate between thinness of eyebrows and skankiness of woman.
“I’m not here to make friends.”
The voice actors in Spotify ads are all members of religious cult even weirder than scientology.
Beds are like comfy womb places for grown ups but a lot less bloody and with a lot less evil chanting (via what I heard from listening to a Womb Noise Winnie the Pooh bear).
If cats could write they would spell things wrong.
The Statue of Liberty is depressingly short compared to what America raises you to believe.
Trampolines are worth the threat of getting sued. So is torrenting.
It’s ok to use margarita salt instead of the regular kind for awhile, just make sure you don’t get a goiter (via lack of iodine).
Everyone secretly feels weird about holding other people’s babies.
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