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Please provide your username to reset your password. If you’ve forgotten your username, click here.
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Please provide your policy number to display your username. If you don’t know your policy number, click here.
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Your policy number can be found on the account registration confirmation you received in the mail. If you don’t have your registration confirmation, click here.
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To request new registration confirmation (a $35 processing fee will be applied to your account), provide your name, address, and social security number.
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To change your address, log in with your username and password. If you’ve forgotten your password, click here.
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If you’re crying because you forget all your passwords and lose all your paperwork and move every six months because you find apartments on Craigslist and something always goes wrong but you swear it’s never your fault, click here.
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Thank you for your honesty. We’ve canceled your policy due to your preexisting condition of disorganization and irresponsibility. As an uninsured car owner, you are now in violation of the laws of the State of Minnesota. For a list of local nonprofits that may offer suicide helplines, click here.
(Source: thetangential.com)
