Other Suggestions for Kelly Ripa’s Permanent Cohost

-Kelly’s personal tricep workout instructor

-A dancing silhouette from Travel Trivia

-A rotating cast of our stay-at-home moms

-Boo the dog’s friend Buddy, who lives in his shadow but deserves some spotlight

-A republican politician who really hates abortions for everyone to get mad at

-A looming syringe of Botox

-Miley Cyrus’ chopped off hair

-The Obama’s dog

-Anderson Cooper’s tailor, who always has juicy crotch gossip

-A Rosetta Stone DVD that responds to celebrity comments with random Japanese vocabulary. Neko!

-A scowling Kristen Stewart

-A cupcake ATM

-One of the new Furbies

-An angry web commenter from YouTube

-An eternal Regis hologram GIF