The Instagram Daily Narrative
4 a.m. Shots of tables cluttered with empty booze receptacles. A weird shadow you see while stumbling around after night life.
5 a.m. Close up of a bug you see as you walk to your very early job. An abstract pattern that seems relevant in your sleep haze.
6 a.m. The view from behind your Ikea curtains. A picture from the airport. Look how early you’re up for your job.
7 a.m. A picture of a text someone sent you last night that references an inside joke. A picture of the pattern the barista left on your latte.
8 a.m. Your child accidentally looking like a hipster. A bridge with a sun leak.
9 a.m. A blurry picture of yourself you took last night that wouldn’t upload that you finally remember to put on Instagram now that you’re putting off working.
10 a.m. Something quirky that shows off your office culture.
11 a.m. A drawing of your silly doodle you made.
12 p.m. Tacos. Your dog sitting at your feet while you eat.
1 p.m. Look what came in the mail!
2 p.m. Selfie. Looking bored.
3 p.m. Look what someone made on Draw Something!
4 p.m. Piece of fruit half eaten. Bad picture taken with a horse picture app.
5 p.m. Light leaks on flowers. Home to the cat!
6 p.m. Two-for-ones! Portrait of that friend you’re finally touching base with again.
7 p.m. Cool piece of pop culture you’re introducing to the kids.
8 p.m. Noodles with wine! Red velvet cake.
9 p. m. Funny sign at the bus stop. Picture of your own feet.
10 p.m. The GIRLS! We’re all in LBD’s! (Little black dresses)
11 p.m. Tequila shot. Cute DJ, right?
12 a.m. Blurry shot of some band playing. Blurry shot of people dancing.
1 a.m. Blurry shot of someone peeing.
2 a.m. Confused cat at the after party. Weird type of beer someone offered you.
3 a.m. Picture you won’t remember taking of a street light. 5 pictures of the same friend as you try to capture their (drunk) essence.
