Messages to Have Laser-Engraved On Your iPad Mini
My other iPad is huge I promise.
Please fill the void.
Here lies print.
Come at me, Kindle.
Dick may be larger than it appears in pic
Beware of Dog (pics)
Will write poems for iTunes gift cards
This machine pwns Gateway
Real men use WebCrawler
Non-Redditors Need Not Apply
[Your Twitter password, so you don’t forget.]
I’d rather be on my phablet
My other iPad is my cat
Good Mood Food