Messages to Have Laser-Engraved On Your iPad Mini

My other iPad is huge I promise.

Please fill the void.

Here lies print.

Come at me, Kindle.

Dick may be larger than it appears in pic

Beware of Dog (pics)

Will write poems for iTunes gift cards

This machine pwns Gateway

Real men use WebCrawler

Non-Redditors Need Not Apply

[Your Twitter password, so you don’t forget.]

I’d rather be on my phablet

#Employable

GLUTEN FREE

My other iPad is my cat

Good Mood Food

Jay BollerJay GablerBecky Lang, and Lisa Olson

Best/realest tweets of the week, 1/6-1/12/12